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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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castielsteenwolf:

i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”

like u do know that people can’t control their acne 

it’s not their fault

don’t be a dick

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silly-luv:

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silly-luv:

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if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly envies
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang but stays away from because he likes claiming girls as his own
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much and can never stick up for themself
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: The one that laughs at fucking everything

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

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piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

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starkstower:

ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation

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sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

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